I live in Tokyo. It seems unnecessary to say, but it’s an excellent city to live in, and also an ideal location to conquer that wild, spitting squid known as the Japanese language. This ditty will act as part-one in a series that will attempt to delve into common day to day living and moving through Tokyo (or any large Japanese city), and how one might use the city’s many tangled limbs to better your Japanese proficiency while exploring its many strange wonders.
Tokyo Morning Practice
You wake. Your apartment/hostel/dorm/hotel is hot and muggy. Start your morning with a much needed shot of caffeine and a quick Japanese lesson to get your mind on the right track. You turn on your computer and open one of the many language software programs you’ve come to love: Rosetta Stone, Transparent Japanese, Anki, SmartFM, etc… They’re all good. Waking up with a lesson and studying before you go to sleep are good ways to begin and end the day. The human mind requires constant reminders. Install the language in your head as often as possible.
Moving about in the heart of a Tokyo summer can be a life changing experience. The heat and humidity boils unprepared human flesh on a daily basis. Forget it! You’ll power through. Take a cold shower, throw on some shorts and grab your smart phone that you’ve loaded up with Japanese dictionaries and language apps. You’re going to to need it.
Items around Tokyo
First you begin by grabbing a cold can of coffee from one of the millions of vending machines around the city. Your read the sign on the brightly colored machine:
安い. ¥100 (Yasui. Hyaku Yen.)
やすい
What does it mean? You contemplate, and then it strikes you. Cheap! One hundred yen! It’s perfect and you buy of cold, green tea(お茶/ ocha) and drink it in one go, tossing the empty bottle in the recycles bin placed conscientiously next to the machine.
You make your way to the local metro station. You want to go to Shinjuku, so you find the Kanji you’ve worked hard to memorize using endless hours of study on the computer.
新宿 (Shin, which means new and Juku, meaning lodging or station. Shinjuku: the busiest station on the world!)
You approach a train attendant and ask him how much it costs to get to Shinjuku. You ask as simply as possible.
新宿に行きたい. いくらですか
Shinjuku ni ikitai. Ikuradesuka?
“I want to go to Shinjuku. How much is it?”
The train man points to your price.
ひゃくろくじゅうえん
“Hyaku roku-Ju yen,” he says. ¥160
You pop you coins in the slot and grab your ticket and you’re on your way.
The train stops at Shinjuku station. Your stomach rumbles and you decide to pop in to a popular Gyudon (牛丼) shop. You pull out your trusty phone and look up the meaning, where you see that Gyu (beef) don (bowl) is a popular fast food in Japan that consists of thinly sliced beef, onions cooked in a sauce and served over a bowl of rice. Sounds good.
You sit at the bar. A young waitress approaches. The menu is ridden with difficult Japanese and you have no idea what it means.
ちょっとまってください
Chotto matte kudasai,” you say. Which means “one moment please.”
You spy a mountain of beef and onions with a raw egg atop a steaming bed of rice with miso soup and a salad. That’s it, you think. I must have it.
これおください
“Kore o kudasai.”
“This one please,” pointing to the picture. Pointing to pictures while using the phrase “Kore o kudasai,” works wonders. It may seem juvenile, but it works and is the easiest way to choose something when you don’t how to say it in Japanese. The food arrives.
Smells good, you think.
いいにおいする
“Ii nioi suru,” you say.
The waitress smiles. The day awaits!



